Picked up spirits: spirits picked up!

3/07/2009
—Sarah Landon

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Skeletons in closet. Police at door.

3/07/2009
—Lenny

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Lost my tongue. Suspect the cat.

2/07/2009
—Avi

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Flaccid penis guarantees no hard feelings.

2/07/2009
—Pro B

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Seeker fails. Hider starves to death.

2/07/2009
—Graham Edwards

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Escher’s famous staircase confounds carpet fitters.

2/07/2009
—Cannibal Gymnastics

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Made a mistake, in permanent marker.

1/07/2009
—T.win

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Bird on roadway — crusin’ 85 — Feathers.

1/07/2009
—Stuart

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Eccentric scribbler. Shimmering story. Marketing? Whitewash.

1/07/2009
—P.A. Flaherty

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Cats everywhere grow thumbs. Mankind enslaved…

30/06/2009
—Dirty Scarab

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Soprano in C, Pianist, B. Next!

30/06/2009
—Ken Krimstein

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Got cape. Wore cape. Couldn’t fly.

30/06/2009
—Avi

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UFO overflies Bermuda Triangle. Triangle vanishes.

30/06/2009
—Lenny

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Jackson dead; Culkin unavailable for comment.

25/06/2009
—drakegta

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Starlet sex scandal. Giant squid involved.

24/06/2009
—Margaret Atwood

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