He loves her, they’re ‘just friends’.

8/29/2010
—Jake L.

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My wedding invitations. My hit list.

8/28/2010
—Adam

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Amnesiac awakens: Who am I today?

8/28/2010
—Matt S.

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Nurse boner gives faulty BP reading.

8/28/2010
—Loon

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“I’ll quit tomorrow,” then he died.

8/27/2010
—d.s. robinette

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“It was a mistake,” said God.

8/27/2010
—Melanie R

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Proud man dies of crow allergy.

8/27/2010
—Prattle Assassin

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Boy met girl. Girl met bus.

8/26/2010
—Jennifer

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Sad. Schadenfreude. Laughs. Sorry. Guilty. Sad.

8/26/2010
—leona

Schadenfreude is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.

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Neurons link, we learn of love.

8/26/2010
—Archimidias

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“lepidopterophobia spelunkers” — One hit on Google!

8/25/2010
—Dan Sohval

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The party’s over. Designated driver snockered.

8/25/2010
—Loksi57

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Pocket dialed dad while smoking weed.

8/24/2010
—willis marcus

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Custodian closet quickie: Mile Low Club.

8/24/2010
—Loon

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Stoned man hallucinating, writes holy book.

8/24/2010
—Dill Carver

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