Five zombies. Four bullets. Two zombies.

4/12/2009
—Brian

103 Responses to “Five zombies. Four bullets. Two zombies.”

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  1. 12/17/2009Michelle says:

    I loved you much. I died.

  2. 12/15/2009Mac says:

    And there it stayed. Watching. Waiting.

  3. 12/13/2009st8ofu4ia says:

    Once upon a time. The end.

  4. 12/3/2009Kumbalia says:

    Touch, squeeze, ooze, ah, splat, run.

  5. 12/3/2009Kendall says:

    “Might as well say goodbye now.”

  6. 12/3/2009wilo says:

    The planet was cold and brittle.

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  8. 11/25/2009Bella1701 says:

    “Take me now….” she said, softly.

  9. 11/20/2009Nicky says:

    Yesterday I finally told him yes.

  10. 11/19/2009Seeaarrno says:

    The meaning of life is this.

  11. 10/24/2009Morlock says:

    “Even Velociraptors now?! Fuck this..” BANG!

  12. 10/17/2009Kristine says:

    Lock the door. Forgot your keys.

  13. 10/15/2009ambriohl says:

    “B r a i n s !!”
    “AAAGGHH!!!”
    “Bang!”
    “(falling)”
    “Splash”
    “……”

  14. 10/15/2009ambriohl says:

    Break rules on six words. Sweet.

  15. 10/15/2009Robin says:

    Knock Knock, Who’s There? 2 Zombies

  16. 10/15/2009Drofrehter says:

    The door opened; he walked through.

  17. 10/13/2009Susana Rangel says:

    haha… have you ever read Augusto Monterroso? He wrote this one: “When he woke up, the dinosaur was still there.” More tha six words, but way more fantastic.

  18. 10/13/2009dblainedblaine says:

    The last six words ever written.

  19. 10/13/2009CiaraGnosis says:

    The acid rain wiped the earth.

  20. 10/13/2009Jake says:

    Two zombies. No bullets. Crap! Run!

  21. 10/13/2009Jake says:

    There are only three days left.

  22. 10/10/2009pasqui007 says:

    The last zombie standing infects him.

  23. 9/30/2009Amy-s says:

    Or he kills two then decides to kill himself. ergo. 2 left.

  24. 9/25/2009Jordan says:

    I wanna be in the Zombie Apocalypse with the guy who can get one zombie kill-per-shot

  25. 9/25/2009Paul_B says:

    Hmmm… I like the idea that he shoots and kills four zombies. One zombie left. Have you ever tried to reason with a zombie? Me neither. The zombie then infects the human. But how do we know this? If the narrator has already been turned into a zombie by the end of the second phrase, then it begs the question: do zombies write six word fiction?

    The other possibility is of course an extradiegetic narrator.

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