Archive of published articles on June, 2009

Cats everywhere grow thumbs. Mankind enslaved…

6/30/2009
—Dirty Scarab
5 Comments

Soprano in C, Pianist, B. Next!

6/30/2009
—Ken Krimstein
2 Comments

Got cape. Wore cape. Couldn’t fly.

6/30/2009
—Avi
4 Comments

UFO overflies Bermuda Triangle. Triangle vanishes.

6/30/2009
—Lenny
1 Comment

Jackson dead; Culkin unavailable for comment.

6/25/2009
—drakegta
7 Comments

Starlet sex scandal. Giant squid involved.

6/24/2009
—Margaret Atwood
Source - 9 Comments

Failed. Red marker: F becomes A!

6/24/2009
—Pete Berg
4 Comments

Defenestrated baby, methamphetamine, prison, rehab, relapse.

6/23/2009
—Jeffrey Eugenides
Source - 4 Comments

Election. Relocation. Expenses. Allowances. Journalists. Resignations.

6/22/2009
—Gareth Leyshon
1 Comment

“You’re a virgin. Lead with that.”

6/22/2009
—Amit Kapoor
1 Comment

Naphthalene ball. Press. Yuck! Lizard egg.

6/21/2009
—M. Hari Prasad

Naphthalene balls are better known as moth balls.

2 Comments

21st birthday morning after… anus hurts?

6/21/2009
—Pejamus
3 Comments

Father’s Day ruined as orphans protest.

6/21/2009
—Grant Kreider
3 Comments

Time machine broken, dinosaurs are drooling.

6/20/2009
—Sean O'Brien
2 Comments

Man takes off work, dies alone.

6/20/2009
—Michael Flumere
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