Archive of published articles on June, 2009

Identity thief got loans I couldn’t.

6/8/2009
—drakegta
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His skin crawled. Right past him.

6/8/2009
—Peter Keller
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A slice sounds tasty…. CARROT BOXED?!

6/7/2009
—Brice Shultz

(If you don’t know what this is referring to, I suggest you attend a Pizza Party Weekend sketch comedy show.)

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Pity party invitations? Sorry, no ink.

6/7/2009
—Roby
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Communism Manifesto — no bids on Ebay.

6/7/2009
—khowey
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Snow White wasn’t hungry, fairytale ruined.

6/7/2009
—Jenny Worsley
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Cure found! Insurance companies go bankrupt.

6/6/2009
—Pejamus
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Grandmother recounts life; grandson plays DS.

6/6/2009
—EmD
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Antisemite convert now self-hating Jew. Oy!

6/6/2009
—Jody Rosen
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Only liar. Truthful world. Infinite power.

6/5/2009
—Tim Wicks
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Head-lice-flu pandemic. Baldies survive!

6/5/2009
—cagier
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Lightspeed cruising … weren’t we here earlier?

6/5/2009
—Alex Brims
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Consolation prize: gun… First prize: hijacked.

6/4/2009
—Lee Michael Stein
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Death cured. No war. We talk.

6/4/2009
—Gosco
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Time traveler convicted of postmeditated murder.

6/4/2009
—William
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