Archive of published articles on September, 2009

Cough. Hack. Wheeze. Wretch. Die. …twitch.

9/30/2009
—Stephanie

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Spent honeymoon in hospital delivering baby.

9/30/2009
—James Black

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Boy meets boy. Parents shoot whiskey.

9/30/2009
—Paula

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Birth. Mirth. Worth. Girth. Death. Earth.

9/29/2009
—Alex Hoyt

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Anti cloning lobbyist delivers identical twins.

9/29/2009
—Amit Kapoor

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Frida won argument. Lost best friend.

9/29/2009
—ManiacMegahan

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Encircled by zombies. One bullet left.

9/28/2009
—Michael

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Lonely scientist grows his own women!

9/28/2009
—James Hazelden

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Cow bought, taste for milk lost.

9/28/2009
—Unwoman

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“No smoking on Hindenburg. DON’T LIGHT…”

9/27/2009
—Danarama

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Parachute sale: used once, never opened.

9/27/2009
—Brad

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Head cheerleader, star quarterback: produce nerd.

9/27/2009
—Mad

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Body buried, gun planted, dupe framed.

9/26/2009
—wolftucker

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Plummeting in pieces. Damn upward-ejecting helicopters!

9/26/2009
—Harsch Kothari

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Heroin hooker, hooks politician, kills career.

9/26/2009
—wolftucker

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