Archive of published articles on September, 2009

Scientist studies plague. Catches plague. RIP.

9/20/2009
—Pete Berg

Based on a true story.

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For sale: Planet. Small human infestation.

9/19/2009
—Jeff

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“They’re unclean. Purify them with bullets.”

9/18/2009
—David Abraham Chua

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Lightning strikes graveyard. Defibrillation occurs. Run!

9/18/2009
—Graham Edwards

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Amnesiacs reunite, befriend, fight, separate. Repeat.

9/18/2009
—Prattle Assassin

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Slept with prince charming; married frog.

9/18/2009
—selfdemo

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Motto: “Carpe Diem”. Also last words.

9/18/2009
—Ganesh Nair

“Carpe Diem” is latin for “Seize the day.”

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Took her home. Discovered extra appendage…!

9/17/2009
—Ben Ng

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The end. Authors discover time travel.

9/17/2009
—Brian

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Lucky break: pigs will eat ANYTHING.

9/17/2009
—Joe Wallace

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Her eyes… lips… breasts… a gun?

9/16/2009
—Paul Guyot

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Compulsive liar’s plea change confounds jury.

9/16/2009
—Deborah Rosan

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Creation. Inflation. Recombination. Accretion. Fusion. Fascination!

9/16/2009
—Gareth Leyshon

In physics, inflation is the rapid expansion of the early universe, recombination is how radiation forms matter, accretion is matter forming into stars, which shine by nuclear fusion.

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Last human survives. Tweets; no replies.

9/15/2009
—M. Hari Prasad

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Online Dating segues to Virtual Marriages

9/15/2009
—Tila

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