Archive of published articles on September, 2009

Slightly mistyped request. Received many monkeys.

9/15/2009
—Tim Sevenhuysen

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Unstable velocity attained. Gears melted. Shit.

9/15/2009
—Dangerwoman

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She left for another. Incentives mattered.

9/14/2009
—EclectEcon

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Empty Nesters: “Now we can swing!”

9/14/2009
—Jeff Brown

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Bathroom. Last minute. “Out of Order.”

9/14/2009
—Ginger

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Wanted world. Got world plus lupus.

9/14/2009
—Smith Magazine

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“Can you see?” “No…” BRIDGE OUT.

9/14/2009
—Whit Stevens

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He was sarcastic. I loved him.

9/12/2009
—Lara Mendonça

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Friday: Hired! Weekend debauchery! Monday: Fired.

9/11/2009
—Mike Lurie

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Bad: buried alive. Worse: not alone.

9/11/2009
—Helicuor

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Cinderella’s shoes fit everyone but her.

9/11/2009
—Kasey

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Spirit detective solves his own murder.

9/11/2009
—Billy Mays III

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staying here STOP send children STOP

9/7/2009
—Andrew Edwards

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Free samples! Get hooked. Crack addict.

9/6/2009
—Ginger

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Bathroom! Last minute. “Out of Order.”

9/6/2009
—Ginger

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