Archive of published articles on October, 2009

Last human kills all zombies. Dies.

10/31/2009
—Sacha Wheeler
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Dead Hooker In House?! Garbage Disposal.

10/30/2009
—Zakar
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He never joined the Procrastinator’s Union.

10/30/2009
—Chris Pollay
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Surprise 100th birthday party… bad idea.

10/30/2009
—Chris Pollay
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One more operation, cyborg becomes robot.

10/29/2009
—Sean Brogan
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Intoxicated at 10, sober at 47.

10/29/2009
—citymostar
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They attacked April 1st. Nobody suspected.

10/29/2009
—James Hazelden
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Death. White-light… Water? Gills? Reincarnation…

10/28/2009
—Ben Ng
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Inhales. Oblivion. Mom walks in. Shit.

10/27/2009
—StephErr
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She faked orgasms. I faked love.

10/27/2009
—Trevor
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Time traveler kills himself. Ruled homicide.

10/27/2009
—Billy Mays III
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The memory ray could still…uh…

10/23/2009
—Eph of Ecks
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She is pregnant. He is sterile.

10/22/2009
—Swati
4 Comments

Universe ending. Still awaiting rescue ship…

10/22/2009
—stardust rain
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Responded to Nigerian e-mail: IT WORKED!!!!!!!

10/22/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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