Lazy optimist dies happily of starvation.

3/18/2011
—Jakub Kopec
6 Comments

Obituary column writer dies. Nobody notices.

3/8/2011
—@sadhuthefool
2 Comments

Proud man dies of crow allergy.

8/27/2010
—Prattle Assassin
3 Comments

First draft: Juliet dies. Romeo necrophilic.

5/1/2010
—Libertiness
1 Comment

Irony: d’Artagnan dies of paper cut.

3/12/2010
—Prattle Assassin
2 Comments

Woman eats horse. Dies of course.

2/21/2010
—P. Considine
3 Comments

Buried on Monday. Dies on Tuesday.

1/21/2010
—Matt McGraw
4 Comments

Last human kills all zombies. Dies.

10/31/2009
—Sacha Wheeler
No Comments

Man takes off work, dies alone.

6/20/2009
—Michael Flumere
No Comments

Robot love is forever. Battery dies.

4/19/2009
—Didi
6 Comments

Man dies, platypus is born. Reincarnation.

3/27/2009
—Matteo Pozzi
3 Comments

Time traveller dies tragically. (1967 – 1608)

2/23/2009
—Sean from Dublin
8 Comments