Lazy optimist dies happily of starvation.

3/18/2011
—Jakub Kopec

6 Comments

Obituary column writer dies. Nobody notices.

3/8/2011
—@sadhuthefool

1 Comment

Proud man dies of crow allergy.

8/27/2010
—Prattle Assassin

2 Comments

First draft: Juliet dies. Romeo necrophilic.

5/1/2010
—Libertiness

1 Comment

Irony: d’Artagnan dies of paper cut.

3/12/2010
—Prattle Assassin

2 Comments

Woman eats horse. Dies of course.

2/21/2010
—P. Considine

3 Comments

Buried on Monday. Dies on Tuesday.

1/21/2010
—Matt McGraw

4 Comments

Last human kills all zombies. Dies.

10/31/2009
—Sacha Wheeler

No Comments

Man takes off work, dies alone.

6/20/2009
—Michael Flumere

No Comments

Robot love is forever. Battery dies.

4/19/2009
—Didi

5 Comments

Man dies, platypus is born. Reincarnation.

3/27/2009
—Matteo Pozzi

3 Comments

Time traveller dies tragically. (1967 - 1608)

2/23/2009
—Sean from Dublin

8 Comments