Cougar attacks teen. Both parties satisfied.

—Eph of Ecks

There are 11 comments in this article:

  1. 4/23/2009James Black says:


  2. 4/23/2009Riley says:

    Cougars and teens? Sounds like a good time.

  3. 4/23/2009drgnfl says:

    Sexy. Is she the cougar from that the new show?

  4. 4/23/2009DuffelofDoom says:

    Took me a second. Very nice.

  5. 4/24/2009shlebesh says:

    Still don’t get it.

  6. 4/24/2009Eph of Ecks says:


    A cougar is another name for a mountain lion, and every few months you can’t help but hear a story about one mauling a random hiker.

    Alternatively, a cougar is a sexually virile mature woman, usually between the ages of 35-55, who entices younger males.

  7. 4/26/2009Natalia says:

    Very clever. :)

  8. 4/27/2009Jaco says:

    This is great!

  9. 6/17/2009Sydney Beier says:

    Very funny!

  10. 6/27/2009Jay says:

    f(x) is an interesting name.

  11. 10/2/2009Hendrix says:

    Nice. I always laugh when the media reports some female teacher in her thirties “sexually abusing” a fifteen year-old student. Believe me, that kid was far from traumatised.

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