Archive of articles classified as' "Death"

Lazy optimist dies happily of starvation.

3/18/2011
—Jakub Kopec

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Chapter One: Coughin’. Chapter Two: Coffin.

3/16/2011
—Mike Johnson

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Dark night, jaywalker unseen, crossing over.

3/15/2011
—kiyotei

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Millions gathered protesting death. God laughed.

3/15/2011
—Steven H

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Jobless. Homeless. Hopeless. Lifeless. Game over.

3/14/2011
—Vallyn Maartinen

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Lonely baby. No longer a twin.

3/13/2011
—Digiguru

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Cut wrists. Second thoughts. Too laaaate….

3/13/2011
—Ruud

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First love found again, in obits.

3/11/2011
—Sky

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Obituary column writer dies. Nobody notices.

3/8/2011
—@sadhuthefool

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The war for peace. No survivors.

2/25/2011
—Josh C

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Two lovers. One parachute. No survivors.

2/23/2011
—Ben Matthews

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Dead driver claimed right of way.

2/21/2011
—Debra Argosy

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Suicide failed: poison past sell by.

2/14/2011
—Justas

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Doctor said indigestion; obituary said cancer.

2/13/2011
—Aria Rainbams

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“Timber.” “What?” “Timber!” “What!?” “TIMBER!!!” … Dead.

2/11/2011
—coen guldenmund

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