Archive of articles classified as' "Friends"

PRINT “Hello, world.” Goodbye, social life.

7/24/2010
—Pritchard

A “Hello World” program is a simple computer program which prints out “Hello World.” on a display device. It is used in many introductory tutorials for teaching a programming language.

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Atheist. Struck by lightning…twice? Baptist.

1/24/2010
—Mike Lurie

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Once grandiloquent, he now gesticulates garrulously.

11/30/2009
—Mike Lurie

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One more operation, cyborg becomes robot.

10/29/2009
—Sean Brogan

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Flaccid. Loud fart. She giggles. …Erection?

10/8/2009
—Mike Lurie

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Fixed line of code; saved world.

10/3/2009
—Zack Ford

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Friday: Hired! Weekend debauchery! Monday: Fired.

9/11/2009
—Mike Lurie

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“Not for sale!!!” Recession. Memories lost.

8/25/2009
—Mike Citera

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“Boyfriendchu uses HARDEN!!!” … … “Why’d you stop?”

7/5/2009
—Sean Brogan

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Shark attack. My chum became chum.

6/13/2009
—Sean Brogan

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A slice sounds tasty…. CARROT BOXED?!

6/7/2009
—Brice Shultz

(If you don’t know what this is referring to, I suggest you attend a Pizza Party Weekend sketch comedy show.)

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Crowded train. Missing wallet. Suspect everyone.

6/1/2009
—Nate Brown

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Phone rings, interrupting preparation. Blackened toast.

6/1/2009
—Sean Brogan

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Studying Tabula Rasa. Amnesia. Square one.

5/15/2009
—Lee Michael Stein

Tabula rasa (Latin: blank slate) refers to the theory that individuals are born without built-in / genetic mental content and that their knowledge comes entirely from experience and sensory perception. Proponents of the tabula rasa thesis favor the “nurture” side of the nature versus nurture debate.

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“Cut which wire?” … “Navy or royal?”

5/5/2009
—Sean Brogan

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