Archive of articles classified as' "Dark Humor"

What’s for dinner, Mom? …where’s Rover?

1/24/2013
—Ashton D. Dickinson
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Fire! Stopped. Dropped. Rolled… off cliff.

1/16/2013
—Israel
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Selling Parachute: never opened, slightly stained.

1/12/2013
—Michael
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Beers were cracked, so were jaws.

1/8/2013
—Matthew
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Failed class. Attempted suicide. Failed again.

1/4/2013
—Eddie O'Neil
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Lovely nurse, impure thoughts. CLEAR! Passed.

1/3/2013
—Valter Egon
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Free rent. Three squares. Maximum Security.

1/2/2013
—Alex
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Absent-minded grandma opens cupboard. Inside… skeleton.

1/1/2013
—Dan
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Selling rifle, never used. Dropped once.

12/31/2012
—Dan
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Three bind mice. Cat had lunch.

12/22/2012
—Joe Douglas
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12/12/2012 : Mayans ? Whoever were the mayaaaaaaa…

12/21/2012
—Angelus

According to ancient Mayan prophecy, December 12, 2008 is the “end of time” — the day that the world will end.

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Soulmate’s funeral. His wife cries. Bitch.

12/14/2012
—Melo
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Suicidal arsonist burned at the stake.

12/7/2012
—Michael Rockmore
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Mystery button pushed. Curious cat crushed.

11/30/2012
—swatinaik123
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Planet cools. Cells divide. Gods metastasize.

11/29/2012
—Dino Parenti
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