Archive of articles classified as' "Whoops"

The party’s over. Designated driver snockered.

8/25/2010
—Loksi57

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Pocket dialed dad while smoking weed.

8/24/2010
—willis marcus

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Stop sign. Cute girl. “Insurance please.”

8/22/2010
—Lowner

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Teacher loses answer book …panic ensues.

8/19/2010
—Maximilian Goldfine

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Falling off a cliff. Wet bed.

8/16/2010
—Lowner

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Pandora opened his box. How unfortunate.

8/14/2010
—Nickl

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“I’ll do it tomorrow.” Tomorrow: ditto.

7/30/2010
—Jakub Kopeć

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Vampire hunter dozed, now sleeps un-dead.

7/30/2010
—Matt S.

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Wished for immortality. Became lichen. Expletive.

7/27/2010
—Bren Mccullough

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As many hair colors as personalities.

7/25/2010
—Ivy Rose

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Opportunity cost. Genius. Experimented. Now average.

7/24/2010
—Joe Graf

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Met her…fate intervened…tattoo remains.

7/19/2010
—Dave S.

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“You’re dying.” Scared. Suicide. “April fools! …”

5/22/2010
—Lauri Kervinen

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Friends with benefits = friends with detriments.

5/21/2010
—Rocco.N

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Past deadline, reporter finds the story.

5/19/2010
—Lisa G.

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