Archive of articles classified as' "Whoops"

Mistook grenade for cigarette lighter. Smoked.

3/16/2011
—Junaid Ali Khan

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Dark night, jaywalker unseen, crossing over.

3/15/2011
—kiyotei

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Romantic meal! Special guest, undercooked chicken.

3/13/2011
—Digiguru

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She sips. He chugs. Long night…

3/11/2011
—Kellen

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Country song on shuffle. Button Broken.

3/8/2011
—Hannah-Beth

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Five shots. “Ha! Missed.” Six shooter.

3/4/2011
—S. M. Orges

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Indiscretion’s booty: hours lost, money gone.

2/22/2011
—Debra Argosy

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Broke up. Baby?! Damn… I’m stuck.

2/17/2011
—Bobby Moreno

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Peltzman effect: Bought ABS, crashed nevertheless.

2/16/2011
—Jakub Kopeć

The Peltzman effect is individual’s tendency of reacting to a safety regulation, by increasing other risky behavior.

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Followed my heart. Stalking conviction followed.

2/14/2011
—William

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Suicide failed: poison past sell by.

2/14/2011
—Justas

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Gatorade shorts coach’s headset: undefeated, electrocuted.

2/12/2011
—Prattle Assassin

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“Timber.” “What?” “Timber!” “What!?” “TIMBER!!!” … Dead.

2/11/2011
—coen guldenmund

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“Duck!” “What?” Too late. Head rolls.

2/10/2011
—Charles

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Old classmates. One night stand. Strangers.

2/6/2011
—MJH

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