Archive of articles classified as' "Whoops"

Best puppy. Not the best dog.

2/6/2011
—Angie

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Must take antidote ON EMPTY STOMACH?!

2/4/2011
—Tyler Hughs

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Magician’s saw table: Only used once…

2/3/2011
—Matilda

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Window shattered. Intruder shot. Keys found.

2/3/2011
—Alison M.

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Youth taunts timid pensioner. Loses inheritance.

2/2/2011
—Grant Donohoe

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Jailed for rape. Gets raped there.

2/1/2011
—Rahul A

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She waved! (Not at you, silly.)

1/29/2011
—C

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Dreamt we kissed. Alas, alarm clock.

1/27/2011
—lonely

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Fires. Miss. Throws gun. Finds ammunition.

1/22/2011
—lol rofl

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Stock market plunges. Bankers follow suit.

1/22/2011
—Jeff Moulton

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Affection. Erection. No protection. Inspection. Infection.

1/20/2011
—reubsy420

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Swinging 60s. Free love. Paying now!

1/19/2011
—mikmal

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Lost: winning lottery ticket. Reward offered.

1/2/2011
—InstantKasch

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Successfully stole car. Busted swiping sandwich.

12/31/2010
—Carpe Noctem

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Daughter marries; assumes parents done parenting.

12/31/2010
—Gary McIntosh

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