Archive of articles classified as' "Whoops"

Late. Speeding. Pulled Over. Really Late.

1/6/2013
—Melody Bennett
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Home late. Doors locked. I’m caught.

12/26/2012
—Maria Animo
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One wish: live forever. Became polystyrene

12/19/2012
—T. Edmund Jenkin
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Shooting at anarchist meetup. Call cops!

12/16/2012
—Debra Argosy
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High School graduation gown, maternity size.

11/30/2012
—Keegan D
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Misleadingly deep puddle. Curious child missing.

8/28/2012
—grace
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Artificial limb, bungie jump – bad idea.

8/25/2012
—Dailin Spence
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Excessive virtual life brought real hemorrhoids.

8/21/2012
—ant
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Drunk. Home late. Locked Door. Divorce.

8/20/2012
—JoQueen
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“Come hither look?” “No, it’s gas.”

8/14/2012
—floyd slip
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Loved trying sushi. Hated having anaphylaxis.

8/12/2012
—Caitlin
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Crook outruns cops. Walkie-talkies outrun crook.

8/4/2012
—Jade Dragon
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Cannibal cook ruins dinner. Now dinner.

8/3/2012
—next mistake
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His dog, her cat. Dog gone!

7/13/2012
—Myrna E. Johnson
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Kidney transplant. “Anyone seen my keys?”

7/8/2012
—Josh C.
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