Archive of articles classified as' "Word Play"

Received grade on H1N1 paper. “Superfluous.”

3/11/2010
—yroehT

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For sale: Guitar. No strings attached.

3/10/2010
—Matthijs Hoitsma

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Heart surgery finally opened his heart.

3/8/2010
—Vicky

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Man steals calendar; gets twelve months.

2/19/2010
—Kit Legit

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Attempting haiku: / septendesyllabism / constrains my efforts.

1/26/2010
—Will Raymer

(Haiku are seventeen-syllable poems, usually in a 5-7-5 grouping. Septende- is the prefix for seventeen.)

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Love triangle. You get the point.

12/15/2009
—Dan

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DДMMIТ, Ж∃ЯMДИУ, WHДT ДБOЦT TH∃ TЯЦC∃!?

12/10/2009
—Eph of Ecks

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Choked on artichoke. Died from irony.

12/9/2009
—Reigar

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Hairstylists after breakup: “We didn’t gel.”

12/1/2009
—Scott

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Once grandiloquent, he now gesticulates garrulously.

11/30/2009
—Mike Lurie

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