Archive of articles classified as' "Morbid"

Paris Hilton. Mulcher fed. Applause earned.

7/25/2010
—Speaker

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Spiders hatch. Man gets sudden headache.

4/25/2010
—S. Cote

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Blind man sees light, gouges eyes.

1/6/2010
—Matthew Conrad

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Consciousness fades, watching my headless corpse.

1/3/2010
—Colin

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Headache. Tylenol. Headache. Gunshot. No Headache.

11/30/2009
—Bharat

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One wrong move. Two impaled movers.

11/12/2009
—R Polleys

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Dead Hooker In House?! Garbage Disposal.

10/30/2009
—Zakar

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Locked doublewide. Fat cats. Owner missing.

10/19/2009
—Prattle Assassin

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The chainsaw screams. So does she.

10/15/2009
—Cyan Lines

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Bad: buried alive. Worse: not alone.

9/11/2009
—Helicuor

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Conclusion: severed head makes poor basketball.

8/14/2009
—Rachel S. Heslin

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Dog playing dead. Whoops––not playing!

7/31/2009
—Lisa

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Surgeon drops brain. Patient loses mind.

7/23/2009
—Angel Zapata

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Beef casserole tastes odd. Dog missing.

7/16/2009
—Lenny

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On sale: Wood-chipper. Cops searching body.

6/16/2009
—M. Hari Prasad

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