Archive of articles classified as' "Morbid"

Cannibal cook ruins dinner. Now dinner.

8/3/2012
—next mistake
3 Comments

“Quite expensive,” replied the double amputee.

6/12/2012
—Robert Generaux
2 Comments

Donner, party of five? Dinner’s ready.

5/22/2012
—March
1 Comment

Paris Hilton. Mulcher fed. Applause earned.

7/25/2010
—Speaker
2 Comments

Spiders hatch. Man gets sudden headache.

4/25/2010
—S. Cote
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Blind man sees light, gouges eyes.

1/6/2010
—Matthew Conrad
1 Comment

Consciousness fades, watching my headless corpse.

1/3/2010
—Colin
2 Comments

Headache. Tylenol. Headache. Gunshot. No Headache.

11/30/2009
—Bharat
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One wrong move. Two impaled movers.

11/12/2009
—R Polleys
1 Comment

Dead Hooker In House?! Garbage Disposal.

10/30/2009
—Zakar
2 Comments

Locked doublewide. Fat cats. Owner missing.

10/19/2009
—Prattle Assassin
3 Comments

The chainsaw screams. So does she.

10/15/2009
—Cyan Lines
6 Comments

Bad: buried alive. Worse: not alone.

9/11/2009
—Helicuor
3 Comments

Conclusion: severed head makes poor basketball.

8/14/2009
—Rachel S. Heslin
Source - 7 Comments

Dog playing dead. Whoops––not playing!

7/31/2009
—Lisa
4 Comments