Archive of articles classified as' "Surprise"

Imaginary Castles. Conquered by reality warheads.

3/20/2011
—Devendra Surolia

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Gatorade shorts coach’s headset: undefeated, electrocuted.

2/12/2011
—Prattle Assassin

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Dreamt we kissed. Alas, alarm clock.

1/27/2011
—lonely

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Baby digested. Unaware mother nurses alien.

1/17/2011
—Kevin Bealer

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Fought them then, Regional Director now.

12/29/2010
—Ivan Blanco

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Fitting room cameras make accidental stars.

12/26/2010
—Paige F.

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“I do. Wait! You’re Johnny’s twin!”

12/17/2010
—Gary

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Home early. Whose car is that?

8/17/2010
—Dan Rako

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“Eureka!” he said. Then he vanished.

8/17/2010
—George MacMillan

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After carefully dismantling Chekhov’s gun, I

7/27/2010
—Philip Klop

Chekhov’s gun is the literary technique whereby an element is introduced early in the story, but its significance does not become clear until later on.

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Gasoline can, match, ex’s pickup truck.

4/26/2010
—Melanie K.

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Fooled him with my seven-shooter!

3/31/2010
—Prattle Assassin

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Putin deflects asteroid… …directly into Washington.

3/29/2010
—drakegta

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Planned sick day. Blizzard. Snow day.

3/28/2010
—Kitty Berlin

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Her baby has my husband’s allergies.

3/24/2010
—Emily

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