Archive of articles classified as' "Surprise"

Gasoline can, match, ex’s pickup truck.

4/26/2010
—Melanie K.
3 Comments

Fooled him with my seven-shooter!

3/31/2010
—Prattle Assassin
2 Comments

Putin deflects asteroid… …directly into Washington.

3/29/2010
—drakegta
5 Comments

Planned sick day. Blizzard. Snow day.

3/28/2010
—Kitty Berlin
1 Comment

Her baby has my husband’s allergies.

3/24/2010
—Emily
4 Comments

New TV! Only snow? Nuclear winter…

3/22/2010
—Eric
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Found your needles while cleaning. Goodbye.

3/21/2010
—Conrad Panganiban
1 Comment

Day before the wedding. He proposes.

3/18/2010
—Ben Ng
3 Comments

God awoke from slumber. Earth gone.

3/16/2010
—JesAJ
1 Comment

Victory! Terminators are allergic to magnets.

3/13/2010
—Daedalus
2 Comments

Turned left onto highway. Wrong way.

3/2/2010
—Chuck
1 Comment

Heroic amnesiac detective was the killer.

2/17/2010
—Kyhan
2 Comments

Atheist. Struck by lightning…twice? Baptist.

1/24/2010
—Mike Lurie
4 Comments

Seven-shooter surprises Arnold the Kid.

1/22/2010
—Prattle Assassin
1 Comment

Got shot. Won lottery. No relatives.

1/15/2010
—myles
1 Comment