Archive of articles classified as' "Surprise"

New TV! Only snow? Nuclear winter…

3/22/2010
—Eric

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Found your needles while cleaning. Goodbye.

3/21/2010
—Conrad Panganiban

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Day before the wedding. He proposes.

3/18/2010
—Ben Ng

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God awoke from slumber. Earth gone.

3/16/2010
—JesAJ

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Victory! Terminators are allergic to magnets.

3/13/2010
—Daedalus

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Turned left onto highway. Wrong way.

3/2/2010
—Chuck

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Heroic amnesiac detective was the killer.

2/17/2010
—Kyhan

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Atheist. Struck by lightning…twice? Baptist.

1/24/2010
—Mike Lurie

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Seven-shooter surprises Arnold the Kid.

1/22/2010
—Prattle Assassin

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Got shot. Won lottery. No relatives.

1/15/2010
—myles

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Easter cancelled. They found the body!

1/13/2010
—Yeshwant

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Sniper aims; sees bullet through scope.

1/4/2010
—Michael

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The mirror shows my father’s face…

12/31/2009
—Mike Cahill

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Good news first: You have amnesia.

12/22/2009
—Prattle Assassin

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Photographic memory. Bad sectors. Selective Amnesia.

12/13/2009
—Sudhamshu Hebbar

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