Archive of articles classified as' "Surprise"

Easter cancelled. They found the body!

1/13/2010
—Yeshwant
3 Comments

Sniper aims; sees bullet through scope.

1/4/2010
—Michael
4 Comments

The mirror shows my father’s face…

12/31/2009
—Mike Cahill
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Good news first: You have amnesia.

12/22/2009
—Prattle Assassin
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Photographic memory. Bad sectors. Selective Amnesia.

12/13/2009
—Sudhamshu Hebbar
1 Comment

North Pole? Followed compass. Magnet factory?

12/12/2009
—Luke Surl
1 Comment

Unaware we once were dating. Fuck.

12/11/2009
—ZombieComrade
8 Comments

She mailed!! Ecstatic! Wedding Invite? Dawww!

12/10/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
4 Comments

My landlord makes unannounced visit. Evicted.

12/10/2009
—.Epic
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Transgender op. Unintended consequence: re-learn dancesteps.

11/16/2009
—Daen de Leon
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Fish’s last thought: “That wasn’t fly!!!”

11/12/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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Surprise 100th birthday party… bad idea.

10/30/2009
—Chris Pollay
2 Comments

They attacked April 1st. Nobody suspected.

10/29/2009
—James Hazelden
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Death. White-light… Water? Gills? Reincarnation…

10/28/2009
—Ben Ng
1 Comment

Inhales. Oblivion. Mom walks in. Shit.

10/27/2009
—StephErr
5 Comments