Archive of articles classified as' "Surprise"

She is pregnant. He is sterile.

10/22/2009
—Swati
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“Cancel my funeral, Dad. I’m back.”

10/20/2009
—Oli Beale
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The curtain tore. I saw God.

10/8/2009
—Danesh Daryanani
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Finally profess undying love… you’re engaged?!?!

10/2/2009
—Brian Lonabocker
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Spent honeymoon in hospital delivering baby.

9/30/2009
—James Black
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Boy meets boy. Parents shoot whiskey.

9/30/2009
—Paula
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Took her home. Discovered extra appendage…!

9/17/2009
—Ben Ng
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Her eyes… lips… breasts… a gun?

9/16/2009
—Paul Guyot
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She died. He pried. Not suicide.

9/1/2009
—Leila Laurence
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She’d forgot to tell him: pre-op.

8/30/2009
—speakerphone2
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BANG! ”It was loaded?!” gasped Elizabeth.

8/30/2009
—Azram
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You’re pregnant? Well…got a vasectomy…

8/24/2009
—Martin-Pierre
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Grave robbers open coffin. Corpse missing.

8/24/2009
—BoboTheHobo
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He lived. Loved. Never saw train.

8/15/2009
—Sam
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Dear editor: I have your child.

8/13/2009
—Stephen D. Rogers
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