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Went looking for Jesus. Found methamphetamine.

3/11/2010
—Keith

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Fiat lux … Fiat nox … Fiat … Crap!

3/11/2010
—Asmodean

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Received grade on H1N1 paper. “Superfluous.”

3/11/2010
—yroehT

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Emily’s letters from Iraq stopped coming.

3/10/2010
—Halcyon

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Moved to mountains, mountains move me.

3/10/2010
—Katrina Barber

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For sale: Guitar. No strings attached.

3/10/2010
—Matthijs Hoitsma

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Found: two swimsuits next to river.

3/9/2010
—David Hampson

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1300 found dead in cemetery explosion.

3/9/2010
—Keith

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Heart surgery finally opened his heart.

3/8/2010
—Vicky

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Princess died. Salmonella. Another frog kiss.

3/8/2010
—Brie

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She whispered her last: “save yourself.”

3/8/2010
—Lethologica

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He called. Had the wrong number.

3/7/2010
—Anita K.

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Moon mined, too light, no tides.

3/7/2010
—Mal McClenaghan

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Children find Candy Land. Dentists rejoice.

3/5/2010
—Alex Portera

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“God’s dead!” —Nietzshe. “Nietzshe’s dead……” —God!

3/5/2010
—oztaurus

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