Archive of articles classified as' "Surprise"

Montmartre bar — she’s a he. Merde!

8/8/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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Gone Fishin’. Never be back. – Archie.

8/3/2009
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“Omgumba? Brrggrrrr? Muchki? AIEEEEEE!!!!!!” Fire discovered.

8/1/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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First billboard on Mars: “NO MAGNETS.”

8/1/2009
—Tim Melia

(Mars does not have a planetary magnetic field.)

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They flanked the Maginot Line? Surrender!

7/31/2009
—khowey

The Maginot Line was a line of concrete fortifications, tank obstacles, artillery casemates, machine gun posts, and other defenses, which France constructed along its borders with Germany and Italy, in the light of experience from World War I, and in the run-up to World War II.

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Adam’s apple missing. Could be Eve.

7/20/2009
—Pro B
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Message at Pearly Gates: Go Home.

7/17/2009
—djlachance
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Bridal veil lifts. It isn’t her.

7/16/2009
—Graham Edwards
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Assassin takes aim. Target shoots back.

7/14/2009
—Graham Edwards
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“Hey, can anyone else hear ticking?”

7/14/2009
—Avi
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Eccentric scribbler. Shimmering story. Marketing? Whitewash.

7/1/2009
—P.A. Flaherty
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“You’re a virgin. Lead with that.”

6/22/2009
—Amit Kapoor
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Breakup, heartache. Dating a stripper? Upgrade!

6/20/2009
—Jarvis
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Infidelity. Murder. Then… a movie deal!

6/14/2009
—James Hazelden
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Colour blindness. Traffic Signal. Total blindness.

6/14/2009
—Sourav Roy
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