Archive of articles classified as' "Surprise"

Guessed Gemini. Score! Multiple personalities. Fail!

6/11/2009
—Mike Lurie
2 Comments

Smart. Handsome. Funny. Member of NAMBLA?!

6/10/2009
—Palindrome

NAMBLA refers to the North American Man-Boy Love Association.

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Lightspeed cruising … weren’t we here earlier?

6/5/2009
—Alex Brims
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Ghost convincing — until tripped over cat.

5/30/2009
—Rachel S. Heslin
Source - 4 Comments

“I *am* the Ripper!” said Holmes.

5/29/2009
—Duane Swierczynski
Source - 1 Comment

Radio static . . . nothing . . . then a voice.

5/28/2009
—Ellie B.
3 Comments

Visits graveyard. Reads name: His own.

5/28/2009
—ringholm
2 Comments

Proved God’s non-existence. Drowning proved innocence.

5/27/2009
—Donnie
1 Comment

Jumped off skyscraper, discovered couldn’t die.

5/25/2009
—Brice Shultz
1 Comment

Skipped class to study. Pop quiz!

5/24/2009
—EJ
4 Comments

Wife: “I’m pregnant.” Husband: “I’m sterile.”

5/22/2009
—Leslie (:
1 Comment

Lips, breasts, ass….and Adam’s Apple?

5/22/2009
—khowey
2 Comments

Time-travelling amnesiac chased, caught, meets self.

5/19/2009
—ringholm
5 Comments

I’ve GAINED weight?! Oh… “Dryclean Only.”

5/14/2009
—Meghan Strain
4 Comments

I love… is that a meteor?

5/14/2009
—Matt
1 Comment