Archive of articles classified as' "Whoops"

Virtual Friends, Best Friends. Meet? Awkward!

7/6/2012
—Purva Parmar
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“Play dead.” Cerebral aneurysm. “Good… acting…?!”

7/5/2012
—Silvia Lupuianu
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Saw her smile. Crashed the car.

7/2/2012
—Frank
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Columbus tumbles off world. King refunded.

6/6/2012
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“Congratulations! Boy or Girl?” “…I’m overweight…”

4/12/2012
—Jakub Kopeć
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Fortune cookie reads: That wasn’t chicken.

4/10/2012
—Curtis Bryan
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Used vice-grip; now in hot water.

4/6/2012
—Yalubill M.L.
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Left good man before menopause. Mistake.

4/4/2012
—Debra Argosy
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Jet lag. Morning wood. Misunderstood. Damn!

4/1/2012
—Prattle Assassin
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Friended mom on Facebook. Got disowned.

3/29/2012
—Lisa
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Bought “Invisible Man” toy. Empty box.

3/28/2012
—S. M. Orges
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Silver tested positive. Bronze gets Silver.

2/16/2012
—Joe Findlay
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Archaeological find confirmed. Vatican closes doors.

1/5/2012
—Dino Parenti
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Mistook grenade for cigarette lighter. Smoked.

3/16/2011
—Junaid Ali Khan
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Dark night, jaywalker unseen, crossing over.

3/15/2011
—kiyotei
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