Archive of articles classified as' "Dark Humor"

World’s second-oldest person gets promoted.

5/12/2010
—Prattle Assassin

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Fetus, age: twenty. Parasite in brother.

5/3/2010
—Satish

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Rover fetched. The children ran, terrorized.

5/2/2010
—S. Cote

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Armageddon imminent. Make list. Tick most.

4/16/2010
—Ian Rankin

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“That grenade you just threw looked pinlike . . .”

3/30/2010
—Prattle Assassin

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Cry myself a river. Add toaster.

3/25/2010
—Zack Teitel

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“Cut the red wire?! I’m colorblind!!!”

3/25/2010
—Ben Ng

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Following take-off, engine fails. Automatic promotion!

3/18/2010
—GCH

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Ate candy from child-safe bottle. COLORRRSSSS

3/12/2010
—Geeorg Butche

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1300 found dead in cemetery explosion.

3/9/2010
—Keith

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“God’s dead!” —Nietzshe. “Nietzshe’s dead……” —God!

3/5/2010
—oztaurus

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Operation: ‘World Peace’, misguided, says Military.

2/18/2010
—5/10

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Free samples. Get hooked. Crack addict.

2/12/2010
—Ginger

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Sign reads “Quicksand.” He can’t read.

2/11/2010
—Ginger

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Murdered…Revived as a Ghost…Revenge!

1/25/2010
—cute n clever

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