Archive of articles classified as' "Dark Humor"

Planet cools. Cells divide. Gods metastasize.

11/29/2012
—Dino Parenti
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Restraining order lifted. Chucky Cheese anyone?

8/31/2012
—Jake P. Reilly
1 Comment

Shots fired. Bastard’s dead. Divorce final.

8/30/2012
—Smoky Trudeau Zeidel
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Artificial limb, bungie jump – bad idea.

8/25/2012
—Dailin Spence
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Cannibal cook ruins dinner. Now dinner.

8/3/2012
—next mistake
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Murdered someone with Ipad. Fingerprints everywhere.

8/2/2012
—Sebastian Parra
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Murderous rooster slaughters hens: foul play!

7/21/2012
—osakajoe
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Checked mousetrap. Waistcoat!? Children’s book over.

7/20/2012
—Alison M.
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“Play dead.” Cerebral aneurysm. “Good… acting…?!”

7/5/2012
—Silvia Lupuianu
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Bear Cubs. Billy Clubs. Arm Stubs.

6/29/2012
—Zach
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New liver. Break open the Champagne!

6/27/2012
—Daizee
1 Comment

John, Henry, Tito, Terry. Gunshots! John.

6/24/2012
—Toheeb
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Guitarist breaks G-string fingering A minor.

6/20/2012
—Jackal
4 Comments

Single shy zombie seeks terminal necrophiliac.

6/19/2012
—Filmmefatale
6 Comments

“Quite expensive,” replied the double amputee.

6/12/2012
—Robert Generaux
1 Comment