Archive of articles classified as' "Dark Humor"

“I’m schizophrenic (and so am I).”

5/31/2010
—Kenn Hoekstra

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For sale: lifejacket, worn to death.

5/30/2010
—Philip Klop

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Fat. Switched to diet soda. Cancer.

5/26/2010
—Kenn Hoekstra

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“You’re dying.” Scared. Suicide. “April fools! …”

5/22/2010
—Lauri Kervinen

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Intentional paper cut equals hemophilia suicide.

5/20/2010
—D-Hermy

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World’s second-oldest person gets promoted.

5/12/2010
—Prattle Assassin

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Fetus, age: twenty. Parasite in brother.

5/3/2010
—Satish

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Rover fetched. The children ran, terrorized.

5/2/2010
—S. Cote

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Armageddon imminent. Make list. Tick most.

4/16/2010
—Ian Rankin

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“That grenade you just threw looked pinlike . . .”

3/30/2010
—Prattle Assassin

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Cry myself a river. Add toaster.

3/25/2010
—Zack Teitel

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“Cut the red wire?! I’m colorblind!!!”

3/25/2010
—Ben Ng

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Following take-off, engine fails. Automatic promotion!

3/18/2010
—GCH

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Ate candy from child-safe bottle. COLORRRSSSS

3/12/2010
—Geeorg Butche

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1300 found dead in cemetery explosion.

3/9/2010
—Keith

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