Archive of articles classified as' "Dark Humor"

“It’s just a paper-cut!” -Dead Hemophiliac

6/10/2012
—Hermy
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Deathly silent groom. Literal shotgun wedding.

6/5/2012
—Javy
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Donner, party of five? Dinner’s ready.

5/22/2012
—March
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Didn’t save her. Afraid of lawsuit.

3/28/2012
—Ted
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Nerdy kid. Rocket launcher. Bully’s gone.

3/20/2011
—Captain Doom
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Chapter One: Coughin’. Chapter Two: Coffin.

3/16/2011
—Mike Johnson
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Cupid’s arrow poisoned. Necrophilia laws changed.

3/14/2011
—Libertiness
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She sips. He chugs. Long night…

3/11/2011
—Kellen
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Obituary column writer dies. Nobody notices.

3/8/2011
—@sadhuthefool
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Dead driver claimed right of way.

2/21/2011
—Debra Argosy
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Gatorade shorts coach’s headset: undefeated, electrocuted.

2/12/2011
—Prattle Assassin
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Spotted the tiger. Died on spot.

2/8/2011
—Sanyukta Saha
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From ugly duckling to beautiful cassoulet.

1/29/2011
—Nadia K.
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“Uh oh,” said the heart surgeon.

1/27/2011
—Gary Lu
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Newspapers piling. Grass overgrown. Seen grandad?

1/25/2011
—Rin Simpson
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