Archive of articles classified as' "Friends"

A slice sounds tasty…. CARROT BOXED?!

6/7/2009
—Brice Shultz

(If you don’t know what this is referring to, I suggest you attend a Pizza Party Weekend sketch comedy show.)

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Crowded train. Missing wallet. Suspect everyone.

6/1/2009
—Nate Brown
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Phone rings, interrupting preparation. Blackened toast.

6/1/2009
—Sean Brogan
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Studying Tabula Rasa. Amnesia. Square one.

5/15/2009
—Lee Michael Stein

Tabula rasa (Latin: blank slate) refers to the theory that individuals are born without built-in / genetic mental content and that their knowledge comes entirely from experience and sensory perception. Proponents of the tabula rasa thesis favor the “nurture” side of the nature versus nurture debate.

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“Cut which wire?” … “Navy or royal?”

5/5/2009
—Sean Brogan
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Noah passes, Moses shoots, Jesus saves!

5/3/2009
—Matt Portman
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Low reserve, ending soon. Buyer’s remorse.

5/3/2009
—Sean Brogan
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Genocide by barbicide. It was cyanide.

4/27/2009
—Mike Citera
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Shamwow absorbs blood; Impulse-buy criminal exonerated.

4/24/2009
—Mike Citera
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Self-aware reincarnation; heretic and messiah.

4/18/2009
—Lee Michael Stein
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Wet cement. Boss gone. Hollywood hands!

3/13/2009
—Mike Lurie
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Tony beat Karen profusely… at backgammon.

3/11/2009
—Mike Citera
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Exec “jumps” from building. Assistant promoted.

3/3/2009
—Dan Schnur
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“Baby’s alive, Ms. Karrage. Our mistake.”

2/27/2009
—Mike Citera
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Won’t open… raining. Solar-powered umbrella.

2/15/2009
—Nate Brown
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