Archive of articles classified as' "Friends"

Double bass. Carry-on luggage? You’re serious?!

2/10/2009
—Nate Brown
2 Comments

Fixed the bumper, stuffed the deer.

2/10/2009
—Sean Brogan
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Advertisement: X-Ray Specs! …Gave strangers cancer.

2/8/2009
—Jim Cartwright
1 Comment

Constipated mathematician worked problem with pencil.

2/8/2009
—Nate Brown
2 Comments

Viagra! Four hours later, consulted physician.

2/4/2009
—Nate Brown
2 Comments

She was faking. Me too (Gogurt).

2/2/2009
—Sean Brogan
5 Comments

Fell asleep on subway. Awoke: Nebraska?!

2/1/2009
—Nate Brown
7 Comments

Robots masturbate. The future is here.

1/31/2009
—Matt Portman
6 Comments

All alone, finally. CAT FANCY MAGAZINE!!!

1/27/2009
—Nate Brown
3 Comments

Blowing futile. Rest in peace, Goldeneye.

1/26/2009
—Sean Brogan
2 Comments

Playing God, fused DNA: Monster Island.

1/26/2009
—Jim Cartwright
4 Comments

Illiterate pirate digs under the “Y.”

1/23/2009
—Nate Brown
6 Comments

Married a woman; divorced a man.

1/23/2009
—Sean Brogan
6 Comments

Rex devoured Annabelle’s corpse. Good dog.

1/21/2009
—Mike Citera
2 Comments

Newspaper delivery. Broken window. Pizza delivery.

1/21/2009
—Nate Brown
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