Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Train whistled. She struggled. Speed bump?

7/22/2012
—Clavain Vasko
3 Comments

Murderous rooster slaughters hens: foul play!

7/21/2012
—osakajoe
1 Comment

Checked mousetrap. Waistcoat!? Children’s book over.

7/20/2012
—Alison M.
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Hole in heart. Inevitable surgically postponed.

7/19/2012
—J A Humm
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Born. Founded thriving pigment empire. Dyed.

7/18/2012
—@ToddScarbrough
3 Comments

Fungus from a log. Visions, Journeys.

7/17/2012
—San Howse
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TSA dropout becomes celebrated proctologist.

7/16/2012
—Prattle Assassin
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He sighed, knowing everything is unfini

7/15/2012
—Captain Doom
2 Comments

His dog, her cat. Dog gone!

7/13/2012
—Myrna E. Johnson
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Told SatNav salesman to get lost.

7/12/2012
—Iain Pattison
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Dry Bones. Plastic Raft. Open Ocean.

7/11/2012
—Zach
1 Comment

Best friends. Circumstances change. Worst enemies.

7/10/2012
—Nikita Bhosle
1 Comment

Flea flew from Fifi for Fido.

7/9/2012
—Yalubill M.L.
1 Comment

Kidney transplant. “Anyone seen my keys?”

7/8/2012
—Josh C.
2 Comments

Online resume? Ready! …No hits yet.

7/7/2012
—David
1 Comment