Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

“Congratulations! Boy or Girl?” “…I’m overweight…”

4/12/2012
—Jakub Kopeć
2 Comments

365 Apples. My annual insurance policy.

4/11/2012
—PJT
2 Comments

Fortune cookie reads: That wasn’t chicken.

4/10/2012
—Curtis Bryan
9 Comments

Beautiful, meticulous, handcrafted art. Price reduced.

4/7/2012
—Debra Argosy
1 Comment

Used vice-grip; now in hot water.

4/6/2012
—Yalubill M.L.
1 Comment

Evening. Excess vodka. Morning. Excess inertia.

4/5/2012
—Debra Argosy
2 Comments

Left good man before menopause. Mistake.

4/4/2012
—Debra Argosy
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Atom splits. Fleeing, they become ash.

4/3/2012
—Graham Edwards
1 Comment

Poked hole in condom. He’s mine.

4/2/2012
—Casey Francis
12 Comments

Jet lag. Morning wood. Misunderstood. Damn!

4/1/2012
—Prattle Assassin
2 Comments

She merely smiled. His world stopped.

3/31/2012
—Erin Porter
5 Comments

Judge said innocent. Public said guilty.

3/30/2012
—Mary
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Friended mom on Facebook. Got disowned.

3/29/2012
—Lisa
1 Comment

First Friend. Then Lover. Lost both.

3/29/2012
—ney
6 Comments

Bought “Invisible Man” toy. Empty box.

3/28/2012
—S. M. Orges
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