Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Wish I’d met his friends first.

3/29/2010
—GCH
1 Comment

Fucked when drunk, ignored when sober.

3/28/2010
—Sterling Chainsaws
4 Comments

Obscenities on whiteboard. In Sharpie. Shit.

3/28/2010
—Echo Es
2 Comments

Planned sick day. Blizzard. Snow day.

3/28/2010
—Kitty Berlin
1 Comment

High Class. Stocks Crash. Spare Change?

3/27/2010
—Benny
1 Comment

Second Prize. Beauty Contest. Collect…$10??

3/27/2010
—Ken
3 Comments

Lonely. New email! Spam. It’ll do.

3/27/2010
—Luke
1 Comment

Invented time travel, removed this story…

3/27/2010
—Colin
6 Comments

Fakeout on the interstate equals disaster.

3/26/2010
—John Othello
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Halitosis under mistletoe. Nowhere to run.

3/26/2010
—Prattle Assassin
3 Comments

God creates g-spot. “No, smaller.” -Cackles-

3/26/2010
—disasterpiece
2 Comments

Doctor gave me twenty-four hours. Yesterday.

3/25/2010
—Nathan
1 Comment

Cry myself a river. Add toaster.

3/25/2010
—Zack Teitel
1 Comment

“Cut the red wire?! I’m colorblind!!!”

3/25/2010
—Ben Ng
3 Comments

Second Date. Good-Night Kiss. Audible Fart.

3/24/2010
—TheRealUrchin
1 Comment