Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Man steals calendar; gets twelve months.

2/19/2010
—Kit Legit
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Operation: ‘World Peace’, misguided, says Military.

2/18/2010
—5/10
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Driving. Cow in road. Hamburgers tonight.

2/18/2010
—Kip Hanson
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Divorce products, hung by wedding bells.

2/18/2010
—DOM
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Heroic amnesiac detective was the killer.

2/17/2010
—Kyhan
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Cheshire found dead, Schrödinger found guilty.

2/17/2010
—Spencer
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Land value never decreases. Space colonization?

2/17/2010
—AMS
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Free samples. Get hooked. Crack addict.

2/12/2010
—Ginger
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Hang-up call. Husband nervous. Mistress sighs.

2/12/2010
—Ginger
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Sign reads “Quicksand.” He can’t read.

2/11/2010
—Ginger
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Bullet finalized the traitor’s document exchange.

2/3/2010
—Tim Bergerhofer
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Once again, I kicked the habit.

2/3/2010
—Kirk Rao
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Foreclosure came, got my first paycheck.

2/3/2010
—Sebastian
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Tanlined ring finger…I’m a manstress!

2/2/2010
—The Hour Before Waking
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Chubby Checker. Fats Domino. Paunchy Stratego?

2/2/2010
—bluemanrocks
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