Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Dope. Tech-9. Unstable mind. 28 gone.

12/23/2009
—Randy Savvage
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Forged lottery ticket sells for thousands.

12/23/2009
—David
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Morning embarrassment preferred to nightime loneliness.

12/23/2009
—David
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Global Warming. Heliophobia. Irony of Fate.

12/22/2009
—Thor K
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Good news first: You have amnesia.

12/22/2009
—Prattle Assassin
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Dropped purse. Vibrator danced across floor.

12/22/2009
—Graeko
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Confessed anonymously. Forgot about e-mail signature.

12/17/2009
—Eph of Ecks
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Paranoid colorblind sees in film noir.

12/16/2009
—Marie
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Total darkness, then, suddenly, Colonel Mustard?

12/16/2009
—IanEff
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“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Yes!” “…Costello?”

12/16/2009
—Mathew Blake

Referring to Abbott and Costello’s famous comedy routine, Who’s on First.

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Love triangle. You get the point.

12/15/2009
—Dan
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“I do,” lied bride and groom.

12/15/2009
—William B.
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God creates Humans. Humans create Gods.

12/15/2009
—Sudhamshu Hebbar
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Photographic memory. Bad sectors. Selective Amnesia.

12/13/2009
—Sudhamshu Hebbar
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Pantleg in bike chain. Pavement hurts.

12/12/2009
—Rob
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