Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Car drives off cliff. GPS: “Recalculating…”

12/2/2009
—David Abraham Chua
2 Comments

Vegan zombies. The world is relieved.

12/2/2009
—thew
3 Comments

Hairstylists after breakup: “We didn’t gel.”

12/1/2009
—Scott
3 Comments

Simple smash and grab. Tripped, arrested.

12/1/2009
—Jeff
1 Comment

“Timmy trapped in mine? Crazy dog.”

12/1/2009
—Daniel
1 Comment

Once grandiloquent, he now gesticulates garrulously.

11/30/2009
—Mike Lurie
1 Comment

Headache. Tylenol. Headache. Gunshot. No Headache.

11/30/2009
—Bharat
3 Comments

Hide. Walk-in freezer! Seek. Dinnertime! ……Uh-oh.

11/30/2009
4 Comments

Heart surgery finally opened his heart.

11/29/2009
—Vicky
8 Comments

Turkey: stuffed. Us: even more so.

11/26/2009
—Mike DiLeo
1 Comment

Tombstone shakes. Cries heard from within.

11/25/2009
—Chris Eddleman
No Comments

“Do I look fat?” Yes! “No.”

11/25/2009
—Charlie
No Comments

Tropical depression quits Zoloft, becomes hurricane.

11/25/2009
—Prattle Assassin
4 Comments

Cloning achieved! Gay man marries self.

11/25/2009
—Ben Ng
3 Comments

The Shark swam faster than him.

11/24/2009
—anthony
3 Comments