Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Napoleon pulls out hand, an iPhone!?

10/11/2009
—Ken Krimstein
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Meaning of life found: [information redacted]

10/11/2009
—Aidian
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Liftoff. Armstrong pukes. Apollo 11 aborted.

10/11/2009
—Cristin75
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Came to. Buried alive. What happened??

10/10/2009
—Yoshinori Todo
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Alcoholic creates fantasy world; lives there.

10/10/2009
—drakegta
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Always waking up beside her ghost.

10/10/2009
—James Hazelden
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Park slaughters overpopulated deer. Run, Bambi!

10/9/2009
—Samantha Adams
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He stalked her. She beheaded him.

10/9/2009
—Yoshinori Todo
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“D” in english? I was cheeted.

10/9/2009
—Chris Bevan
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Flaccid. Loud fart. She giggles. …Erection?

10/8/2009
—Mike Lurie
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2138: Scientists discover cure for sanity.

10/8/2009
—Elliott Strange
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The curtain tore. I saw God.

10/8/2009
—Danesh Daryanani
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First gray appears — eliminated by chemo.

10/7/2009
—Kathleen A. Ryan
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Saboteur disables brakes. Oops. Wrong car.

10/7/2009
—Angel Zapata
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Blind man dreams in full color.

10/7/2009
—Chris Eddleman
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