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Daddy divorced Mommy. All my fault?

7/23/2009
—khowey
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“Pass the scalpel.” Barber gone wrong.

7/22/2009
—Elena
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Dragon marries knight. Damsel is distressed.

7/22/2009
—Angel Zapata
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Spent vacation crabbing on Mons Veneris

7/22/2009
—khowey

In human anatomy, the Mons Veneris (Latin, mound of Venus) is the fatty tissue surrounding the vagina and vulva!

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“Wikipedia said I died in crash?”

7/21/2009
—khowey
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Eat organic? Too expensive. Sick. Dead.

7/21/2009
—P.A. Flaherty
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Addicted to her. Don’t want rehab.

7/21/2009
—falling
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Atheist palm merchant genuflects every Easter.

7/20/2009
—Peter Anderson

Genuflection, bending at least one knee to the ground, was from early times a gesture of deep respect for a superior. Palm leaves are a symbol of Christianity, used to celebrate the triumphal entry of Jesus into Jerusalem.

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300 friends online. Zero beside.

7/20/2009
—Bando
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Adam’s apple missing. Could be Eve.

7/20/2009
—Pro B
3 Comments

Waiters on Titanic unhappy with Tip.

7/19/2009
—Pro B
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Bermuda. Florida. Puerto-Rico. Satan practices trigonometry.

7/19/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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Wanted to cure neurasthenia. Lost interest.

7/19/2009
—Angelus

Neurasthenia is a psycho-pathological term denoting symptoms of fatigue, anxiety and depressed mood, often associated with losing interest in projects at hand.

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Gepetto doesn’t inhale. Pinocchio remains inanimate.

7/18/2009
—Lenny
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“Be back…” five years later: nothing.

7/18/2009
—Rebecca Fisco
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