Archive of articles classified as' "Submitted"

Steel beast awakens. First victims: creators.

4/18/2009
—BoboTheHobo
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Self-aware reincarnation; heretic and messiah.

4/18/2009
—Lee Michael Stein
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Guilty until proven innocent. Trial denied.

4/18/2009
—gigijb
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“Mommy? Why aren’t you moving? …Mommy?”

4/17/2009
—Sheila Faris-Penn
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Dropped love letter in wrong locker.

4/17/2009
—Julie Oda
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Jesus returns. Brings back more post-humans.

4/17/2009
—MacGregor Harp
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Husband home. Lover panics – closet full!

4/16/2009
—Yorgos
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Temperature rose, snowman melted, corpse revealed.

4/16/2009
—Yorgos
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Popov. Popped off! Cherry popped. Zoloft.

4/16/2009
—Kate
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Farts. Butterfly Effect. Countdown to extinction.

4/16/2009
—Derek O

The butterfly effect is a part of chaos theory that “small variations of the initial condition of a dynamical system may produce large variations in the long term behavior of the system.” Basically, if time travelers change the past by as little as killing a single butterfly, its compound effect can completely change the future of the world.

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Flees prison. Proves innocence! Sent back.

4/15/2009
—Julie Oda
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Germ-X, Lysol 99.99% dead. Flu .01%.

4/15/2009
—gigijb
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Homophonic serial killer shoots Wheaties box.

4/15/2009
—Natalie Ballard
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Witness was drunk. Twins got arrested.

4/14/2009
—Akane
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Earth erodes. Sun explodes. Immortality stinks.

4/14/2009
—Graham Edwards
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