Archive of articles classified as' "Funny"

Dropped purse. Vibrator danced across floor.

12/22/2009
—Graeko
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Confessed anonymously. Forgot about e-mail signature.

12/17/2009
—Eph of Ecks
4 Comments

Paranoid colorblind sees in film noir.

12/16/2009
—Marie
2 Comments

Total darkness, then, suddenly, Colonel Mustard?

12/16/2009
—IanEff
1 Comment

“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “Yes!” “…Costello?”

12/16/2009
—Mathew Blake

Referring to Abbott and Costello’s famous comedy routine, Who’s on First.

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Love triangle. You get the point.

12/15/2009
—Dan
4 Comments

North Pole? Followed compass. Magnet factory?

12/12/2009
—Luke Surl
1 Comment

Dish divorced spoon. Spoon couldn’t diddle.

12/11/2009
—M. R. Lang
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Unaware we once were dating. Fuck.

12/11/2009
—ZombieComrade
12 Comments

DДMMIТ, Ж∃ЯMДИУ, WHДT ДБOЦT TH∃ TЯЦC∃!?

12/10/2009
—Eph of Ecks
5 Comments

My landlord makes unannounced visit. Evicted.

12/10/2009
—.Epic
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Choked on artichoke. Died from irony.

12/9/2009
—Reigar
5 Comments

Write. Rewrite. Re-rewrite. Delete. Use original.

12/8/2009
—Kirsten
2 Comments

Whiskey ruined relationships. And job interviews.

12/7/2009
—Sara Dobie
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Free dog. Now, I know why.

12/7/2009
—Justin franco
1 Comment