Archive of articles classified as' "Funny"

New escort service. “Oh… Hi dad…”

12/7/2009
—Ben Ng
8 Comments

Allergic dragon sneezes. Indicted for arson.

12/6/2009
—Prattle Assassin
2 Comments

Multi-personality online dater’s profiles self-matched.

12/3/2009
—Prattle Assassin
4 Comments

Vegan zombies. The world is relieved.

12/2/2009
—thew
3 Comments

Hairstylists after breakup: “We didn’t gel.”

12/1/2009
—Scott
3 Comments

Once grandiloquent, he now gesticulates garrulously.

11/30/2009
—Mike Lurie
1 Comment

“Do I look fat?” Yes! “No.”

11/25/2009
—Charlie
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Tropical depression quits Zoloft, becomes hurricane.

11/25/2009
—Prattle Assassin
4 Comments

Cloning achieved! Gay man marries self.

11/25/2009
—Ben Ng
3 Comments

Artistic Civilization: Accountant cuts off ear

11/23/2009
—Ken Krimstein
4 Comments

Ahh. Another case of whiskey… solved!

11/23/2009
—James Hazelden
5 Comments

Morning invaders perish in Listerine purge.

11/19/2009
—J.H. Kranti
2 Comments

Peter Piper’s proposed ‘pepper pick’, postponed.

11/18/2009
—Joe Ghattas
2 Comments

Transgender op. Unintended consequence: re-learn dancesteps.

11/16/2009
—Daen de Leon
No Comments

Dissertation topic solved. Starts from scratch.

11/16/2009
—khowey
1 Comment