Archive of articles classified as' "Funny"

Mistakenly assumed movement-based vision. Being digested.

7/4/2009
—Tristan Armil
3 Comments

Picked up spirits: spirits picked up!

7/3/2009
—Sarah Landon
1 Comment

Lost my tongue. Suspect the cat.

7/2/2009
—Avi
6 Comments

Flaccid penis guarantees no hard feelings.

7/2/2009
—Pro B
No Comments

Escher’s famous staircase confounds carpet fitters.

7/2/2009
—Cannibal Gymnastics
4 Comments

Made a mistake, in permanent marker.

7/1/2009
—T.win
2 Comments

Bird on roadway — crusin’ 85 — Feathers.

7/1/2009
—Stuart
No Comments

Eccentric scribbler. Shimmering story. Marketing? Whitewash.

7/1/2009
—P.A. Flaherty
2 Comments

Cats everywhere grow thumbs. Mankind enslaved…

6/30/2009
—Dirty Scarab
5 Comments

Soprano in C, Pianist, B. Next!

6/30/2009
—Ken Krimstein
1 Comment

Got cape. Wore cape. Couldn’t fly.

6/30/2009
—Avi
3 Comments

Failed. Red marker: F becomes A!

6/24/2009
—Pete Berg
3 Comments

Father’s Day ruined as orphans protest.

6/21/2009
—Grant Kreider
3 Comments

Breakup, heartache. Dating a stripper? Upgrade!

6/20/2009
—Jarvis
2 Comments

Shark attack. My chum became chum.

6/13/2009
—Sean Brogan
3 Comments