Archive of articles classified as' "Funny"

“Take this job and shove… Promotion?!”

4/20/2009
—Brice Shultz
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Drunk. Peed in closet. Blamed dog.

4/20/2009
—Eva
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Mime trapped in box. Irony lost.

4/19/2009
—ocean master
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Husband home. Lover panics – closet full!

4/16/2009
—Yorgos
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Farts. Butterfly Effect. Countdown to extinction.

4/16/2009
—Derek O

The butterfly effect is a part of chaos theory that “small variations of the initial condition of a dynamical system may produce large variations in the long term behavior of the system.” Basically, if time travelers change the past by as little as killing a single butterfly, its compound effect can completely change the future of the world.

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Flees prison. Proves innocence! Sent back.

4/15/2009
—Julie Oda
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Germ-X, Lysol 99.99% dead. Flu .01%.

4/15/2009
—gigijb
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Homophonic serial killer shoots Wheaties box.

4/15/2009
—Natalie Ballard
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Witness was drunk. Twins got arrested.

4/14/2009
—Akane
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Whine. Wine. Wine. No more whine.

4/14/2009
—gigijb
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White flag needs laundering. Bullets fly.

4/13/2009
—Graham Edwards
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“Your time machine warranty ended 1327.”

4/12/2009
—Arthur Chappell
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Seventy-two virgins! Gender not specified. Damn.

4/12/2009
—Nomad
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Deadline?! Only wrote five words!

4/11/2009
—Ganesh Nair
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“No thanks, Eve. I prefer oranges.”

4/11/2009
—Ruth Polleys
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