Archive of articles classified as' "Dark Humor"

Self-aware reincarnation; heretic and messiah.

5/26/2009
—Mike
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Stray dog looks friendly! Goodbye hand.

5/24/2009
—A. Baldwin
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Estate sale: One almost bulletproof vest.

5/20/2009
—Walter Piel
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“These paintings kind of suck, Adolf.”

5/15/2009
—Jarrid Deaton

Adolf Hitler was an avid painter. He also didn’t take well to criticism.

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Church destroyed in fire. Nun dead.

5/13/2009
—"The" Ryan
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8th day – God makes genital herpes.

5/11/2009
—khowey
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Native American? Here, have a bedsheet.

5/9/2009
—Rusdy
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We all prayed. God just laughed.

5/9/2009
—regeamor
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Sodium pentathol: poor substitute for roofies.

5/8/2009
—Kathleen

Sodium pentathol is most used as a “truth serum” — once injected, subjects are unable to lie. It is also part of lethal injection doses and used as a euthanasia agent. Roofies, of course, are best known as the “date rape drug.”

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“Cut which wire?” … “Navy or royal?”

5/5/2009
—Sean Brogan
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“Don’t panic! Airliners basically land themselves!”

5/3/2009
—H. Howell
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She giggled. Matches, gasoline, husband flamebeau!

5/1/2009
—dbag
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Jack in coma, Jill arrested; Witnesses.

5/1/2009
—chinii
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Autopsy report, “1. Heartbeat steady” … Shit!

4/29/2009
—Sagar
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Genocide by barbicide. It was cyanide.

4/27/2009
—Mike Citera
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