Archive of articles classified as' "Dark Humor"

Shamwow absorbs blood; Impulse-buy criminal exonerated.

4/24/2009
—Mike Citera
3 Comments

Dyslexic boy brings gnu to class.

4/24/2009
—mattress hook
7 Comments

Five zombies. Four bullets. Two zombies.

4/12/2009
—Brian
150 Comments

Seventy-two virgins! Gender not specified. Damn.

4/12/2009
—Nomad
2 Comments

Telemarketer’s memorial service. No one called.

4/11/2009
—Stefan Lanfer
1 Comment

Woke when coroner cut into me.

4/10/2009
—OrcMando
1 Comment

100th birthday surprise party! Heart attack.

4/10/2009
—Deathrose
3 Comments

Six hours to live. Traffic jam.

4/9/2009
—Angelus
1 Comment

Taking blood donations. Vampire food pantry.

4/9/2009
—gigijb
2 Comments

Hand transplant. Worried. Mind of its–

4/8/2009
—Mongablog
Source - 1 Comment

Mr. Shicklegruber’s condom stops Hitler’s conception.

4/6/2009
—Arthur Chappell
2 Comments

He came. I didn’t. That fucker.

4/5/2009
—Chrissy
24 Comments

She ran. He tripped. Bear full.

4/5/2009
—Doug Phelps
No Comments

Butler murdered. Detective mystified. Dog confessed.

4/2/2009
—pyridine
2 Comments

College girl. Webcam site. Tuition paid.

4/1/2009
—dbag
5 Comments