Archive of articles classified as' "Dark Humor"

Masturbated during childbirth documentary. Failed Sex-Ed.

7/31/2010
—Loon
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Woodsman on vacation. Dead Riding Hood.

7/26/2010
—Kenn Hoekstra
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Paris Hilton. Mulcher fed. Applause earned.

7/25/2010
—Speaker
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Tried altarboy outfit. Still no luck.

7/21/2010
—Dan Rako
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“I’m schizophrenic (and so am I).”

5/31/2010
—Kenn Hoekstra
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For sale: lifejacket, worn to death.

5/30/2010
—Philip Klop
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Fat. Switched to diet soda. Cancer.

5/26/2010
—Kenn Hoekstra
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“You’re dying.” Scared. Suicide. “April fools! …”

5/22/2010
—Lauri Kervinen
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Intentional paper cut equals hemophilia suicide.

5/20/2010
—D-Hermy
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World’s second-oldest person gets promoted.

5/12/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Fetus, age: twenty. Parasite in brother.

5/3/2010
—Satish
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Rover fetched. The children ran, terrorized.

5/2/2010
—S. Cote
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Armageddon imminent. Make list. Tick most.

4/16/2010
—Ian Rankin
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“That grenade you just threw looked pinlike . . .”

3/30/2010
—Prattle Assassin
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Cry myself a river. Add toaster.

3/25/2010
—Zack Teitel
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