Archive of articles classified as' "Murder"

Enter serial killer. Lady? Watching serial.

5/28/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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Sixteenth death. Cops clueless. Murderer formless.

5/26/2009
—M. Hari Prasad
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Extra Extra: Humpty Dumpty was “pushed!”

5/22/2009
—Isaac W.
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Ceased existing. Time-travelled. Killed parents.

5/18/2009
—Donnie
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She giggled. Matches, gasoline, husband flamebeau!

5/1/2009
—dbag
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Genocide by barbicide. It was cyanide.

4/27/2009
—Mike Citera
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Homophonic serial killer shoots Wheaties box.

4/15/2009
—Natalie Ballard
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“Swallowed Drano? Sounds accidental to me!”

3/31/2009
—dbag
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Coprophageous beings lay siege; humanity folds.

3/31/2009
—dmoon

Coprophagia is the consumption of feces; many animal species are coprophageous.

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Students rally, Government reacts, Coroner tallies.

3/30/2009
—chinii
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Get rid of body? Knife. Fork.

3/27/2009
—AcidRayne
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Nurse: “Husband’s allergies?” Cheating wife: “None.”

2/8/2009
—Elizabeth Quinn
Source - 4 Comments

Crap! I shot the wrong twin!

2/8/2009
—Gerald So
Source - 2 Comments

Drunk driver, wrong lane: Mother screams.

2/6/2009
—Scott Eric Kaufman
Source - 4 Comments

One hangman’s knot, cut from victim.

2/2/2009
—David Foster Wallace
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