Archive of articles classified as' "Whoops"

DNA matches, daughter smiles. Priest silent.

3/4/2009
—Wesley Deimling
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Poor vocabulary meant inflammable couch ignited.

3/2/2009
—ScottSpork
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Drunken weekend. Where is my kidney?

3/1/2009
—Stephen Buehler
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Beer. Pogo Stick. Trampoline. Hospital Visit.

2/28/2009
—LeRoy A Warner Jr.
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Busy street. Preoccupied pedestrian. Funeral Tuesday.

2/27/2009
—ScottSpork
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“Baby’s alive, Ms. Karrage. Our mistake.”

2/27/2009
—Mike Citera
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“Neck bone’s connected to … damn … IGOR!”

2/25/2009
—Daen de Leon
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He turns, strides triumphantly, into lampost.

2/25/2009
—Neil
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99! Paper upside-down. More like 66…

2/25/2009
—Bridget Ford
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Guaranteed investment! Life savings. Square one.

2/23/2009
—Paul Rutherford
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Pull pin, throw grenade… Threw pin.

2/23/2009
—ScottSpork
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Time Machine, initial test: Space-time collapses.

2/20/2009
—Steve Zagieboylo
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First date. Train late. Didn’t wait.

2/20/2009
—Paul Rutherford
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“Great news! …Wait, wrong chart. Christ!”

2/19/2009
—Becca Cromar
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Jumping on bed! Ceiling fan. Dead.

2/19/2009
—Brice Shultz
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