Wrote note. Took pills. Now…wait.

8/15/2012
—ygraine rodgers
6 Comments

“Come hither look?” “No, it’s gas.”

8/14/2012
—floyd slip
No Comments

The only mourner, her pet cat.

8/13/2012
—Megha
4 Comments

Loved trying sushi. Hated having anaphylaxis.

8/12/2012
—Caitlin
4 Comments

Leaders lie. Sons die. Mothers cry.

8/11/2012
—Angelic
2 Comments

Ex-wife, ex-husband are fine. Kids aren’t.

8/10/2012
—Megha
2 Comments

Narcoleptic shepherd fails to make inventory.

8/9/2012
—Prattle Assassin
1 Comment

Puppet girlfriend; snip. No strings attached.

8/7/2012
—Samuel
1 Comment

Dingy room. Skirt fixed. Next customer.

8/6/2012
—Jyotshna Kansakar
2 Comments

Garlic, basil, parmesan, oil. Presto! Pesto!!

8/5/2012
—Anita
3 Comments

Crook outruns cops. Walkie-talkies outrun crook.

8/4/2012
—Jade Dragon
No Comments

Cannibal cook ruins dinner. Now dinner.

8/3/2012
—next mistake
3 Comments

Murdered someone with Ipad. Fingerprints everywhere.

8/2/2012
—Sebastian Parra
2 Comments

Father taken, hero lost. Forever changed.

8/1/2012
—Katherine Henson
No Comments

Human slaves. Robot slaves. Human slaves.

7/31/2012
—Dave
4 Comments