You, me…us? Graying bachelor shivers.

2/13/2011
—Pete
1 Comment

Lovers only when people aren’t watching.

2/13/2011
—Lauren
9 Comments

Doctor said indigestion; obituary said cancer.

2/13/2011
—Aria Rainbams
3 Comments

Gatorade shorts coach’s headset: undefeated, electrocuted.

2/12/2011
—Prattle Assassin
1 Comment

Loafer loafed, co-worker slogged, loafer promoted.

2/12/2011
—sc
No Comments

Spring marriage. Summer fling. Autumn divorce.

2/12/2011
—Matt S
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“Timber.” “What?” “Timber!” “What!?” “TIMBER!!!” … Dead.

2/11/2011
—coen guldenmund
10 Comments

Wikileaks ruined Virginia’s Santa Claus belief.

2/11/2011
—Prattle Assassin
1 Comment

One tree – thousand matches. One match…

2/11/2011
—Shuffle
4 Comments

Snow plow came. Snow angel gone.

2/10/2011
—Cindy
No Comments

“Duck!” “What?” Too late. Head rolls.

2/10/2011
—Charles
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Rifle sighted wrong; 30 year oppression.

2/10/2011
—Dr. M. Harding
1 Comment

Wanted: Puppy. Must fit old collar

2/9/2011
—Lauren
3 Comments

Cute. Smart. Funny. Nice. … Republican??? Shit.

2/9/2011
—Glenn
3 Comments

Scientists just broke up; no chemistry.

2/9/2011
—Yalubill M.L.
1 Comment