Question asked. Negative reply. Ring returned.

5/30/2010
—Judy
3 Comments

Scientist becomes president. Politics are outlawed.

5/29/2010
—Brandon
4 Comments

She’s his love; he’s her wallet.

5/29/2010
—TKS
6 Comments

Ex seeing another man. RIP denial.

5/29/2010
—raghav
No Comments

He loved her. She loved herself.

5/28/2010
—Michael
1 Comment

“She’s stupid.” “But she’s so hot.”

5/28/2010
—Jacqueline
No Comments

Outmaneuvered, cornered and slain. Chess kills.

5/27/2010
—Maybe A Tiger Trembles.
No Comments

“Hey Dad!” *Hides my rainbow ring*

5/27/2010
—Erika Lee
4 Comments

Experimental failure. Vegan Zombie. Earth Saved!

5/27/2010
—Dhaval
7 Comments

Beach: combed. Sun: set. Gin: tonicked.

5/27/2010
—Erin O'Connell
No Comments

Roommate’s girlfriend leaves, roommate farts loudly.

5/26/2010
—Giri
1 Comment

Under the covers, over the monsters.

5/26/2010
—dangore
1 Comment

Fat. Switched to diet soda. Cancer.

5/26/2010
—Kenn Hoekstra
No Comments

Tuesday, I find love. Always Monday.

5/25/2010
—J. Askim
2 Comments

9/11 smoking break saved my life.

5/25/2010
—S. M. Orges
1 Comment